"Today while I was running late for work, I didn’t think “Aw, wish I could of brushed me teeth!” or “Man, what about breakfast?” Instead I was thinking “I didn’t need that milk for cereal! I could of used it ALL for Oreos last night!"
"The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. Coincidentally this is Chuck Norris's shoe size." ---------------
This is my brain-collection.